Welcome to the Single Family Asylum!
I am a hard working tree trimmer who loves to play writer in my spare time. I have even self published a book to aid me in my playing writer: Single Family Asylum
As a husband and father, I am well-intentioned but far from perfect.
I love writing about the lunacy and ridiculousness that occurs within a family of imperfect parents and kids. Many of these stories are largely fiction, while others are almost completely true. I refuse to tell which are which.
As you read my ridiculous tales, keep in mind that I love my wife and kids more than life itself. None of my stories are intended to be advice, sound thinking, or even examples of good parenting and marriage.
If any part of my blog makes you angry, remember they are just silly stories meant to entertain. If you still find yourself wanting to punch me in the nose, maybe find another blog to read . . . . maybe a blog that actually claims to provide constructive advice on parenting and marriage. I’m just here to laugh at myself.
However, if you have read a story or two and they made you smile, perhaps had some elements that struck a familiar chord . . . . . Welcome! Come in and stay a while. Leave a comment if it’s light hearted and not intended to start a debate.