Somewhere in this house is the place where I put things so that I don’t lose them. I don’t know where that place is. Wherever this place is, it must be full of things.
Somewhere in another dimension, next to a pile of unmatched socks that I have lost, there is a huge pile of delicious food that I never got to eat because I left it sitting on a restaurant table in a styrofoam leftover container.
Next to the pile of food is a single socket. It’s the one that is missing from my socket set.
Somewhere in my brain is a box where I put important things that I want to remember. The lid to that box is locked to keep the memories safe.
Unfortunately, I’ve forgotten what I put in the box of important things that I want to remember. And the chances of me getting to open the box to remember what I put in there are slim because the key to the lock is in a place where I put things so I don’t lose them . . . . and I don’t know where that place is.
It’s absolutely amazing that I have all of those same things somewhere in my home and brain. An alternate universe.
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It would be amazing to see all of the things that are in those places gathered into one spot. It would be like Christmas.
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Yes it should happen on Christmas, lol. But then we’d be saying “where is the other sock that this went with?”
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Must be the same place I keep my stuff…that I also can’t find. Seriously, I find Christmas gifts in summer that I have hidden for the previous December. *Scratches head, perplexed.*
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My wife songs opposite on the Christmas gift hiding….. She will ate them next to couch in an open bag and them marvel that the kids found them *scratches head, perplexed*.
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Hahaha – whatever “works.”
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I think I agree with Barb….it’s all in an alternate universe!
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I’m with you on this one – and more so every passing year. Soon the things that are lost will actually be so huge that I will be able to see it – if I haven’t lost my sight and marbles by then anyway.
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