Have you ever gone to a party and had to go to the bathroom (the kind that involves sitting down for both male and female) but after you had finished you suddenly realized that there was no toilet paper hanging from the hanger so instead of yelling, “can someone get me some toilet paper!?” like you normally would yell at home because you are too embarrassed to do so in a house full of people that you don’t know very well so you decide to try discreetly calling your friend who is hosting the party on the phone from the bathroom to ask if he could get you some tissue, but he won’t answer his phone so you leave him a nasty voice mail concerning his attention to party preparation details and then you decide that your only option is to do that “waddle” around the bathroom rummaging through cabinets and drawers in search of a roll, but all you can find is a large box of Q-tips?
It has never happened to me either, but if it had . . . . I could assure you that it takes a huge amount of time and Q-tips to properly finish your business.
That sir is a unique dilemma – sounds like a bullet dodged
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I’m glad you found a way out of the problem. Such ingenuity just shows why we humans now run the planet.
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It was that or taking a waist-down shower in the middle of a party.
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Well, the same being an adult is all about hard choices. Given your options, I think you handled your situation about as well as could really be expected. 🙂
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ewwwwwwwww Well, that is definitely a hot mess…..Thank you for joining my blog hop! Better luck at your next party!!!
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See if you were a woman and you schlepped your purse into the bathroom with you, you may not have been in such dire straits. At best your purse would have a pristine package of Kleenex. At worst, something that barely approximated toilet paper, like some old receipts.
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I have thought about carrying a man-purse so I could stuff it full of useful things.
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soooo, hypothetically, how well did the q-tips flush?
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Just don’t flush ’em all at once.
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O tips. Wow. Hahahaha!
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Rule number one for using the bathroom: always, always make sure there is a ready supply of toilet paper before sitting down on the toilet.
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Good to know. Thanks for doing the research. Best not cite your source.
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