Has This Ever Happened To You?

Have you ever gone to a party and had to go to the bathroom (the kind that involves sitting down for both male and female) but after you had finished you suddenly realized that there was no toilet paper hanging from the hanger so instead of yelling, “can someone get me some toilet paper!?” like you normally would yell at home because you are too embarrassed to do so in a house full of people that you don’t know very well so you decide to try discreetly calling your friend who is hosting the party on the phone from the bathroom to ask if he could get you some tissue, but he won’t answer his phone so you leave him a nasty voice mail concerning his attention to party preparation details and then you decide that your only option is to do that “waddle” around the bathroom rummaging through cabinets and drawers in search of a roll, but all you can find is a large box of Q-tips?

It has never happened to me either, but if it had . . . . I could assure you that it takes a huge amount of time and Q-tips to properly finish your business.