Go ahead, present your case. Tell me why that last piece of bacon sitting on the grease soaked paper towel should be yours. Tell me how you managed to get mom and your sister to agree that you could have it. Try to bribe me for it.
Lust all you want, but I worked for the money that bought it, I cooked it, and I’m bigger than you.
Fairness matters not when bacon is involved.
That last piece is mine.